what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour, via lets-go-to-london)
help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
(via lets-go-to-london)
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
(via so-elegantly-disheveled)
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
(via fishingboatproceeds)
(via embarks)
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via h0neey-blood)
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
(Source: dungeonsanddamsels, via embarks)
Sorry for the “bitch i might be” spam. I was on the tag trying to figure out where it came from.
(Source: theperksofbeingaradical)
