what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour, via lets-go-to-london)
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via h0neey-blood)
Sorry for the “bitch i might be” spam. I was on the tag trying to figure out where it came from.